After discussing exactly what a "booger" consists of and correcting one of our daughters on why is is socially incorrect to pick one's nose...
"But why?"
"It's not polite, sweetie. You should just use a tissue."
"But what if I don't have a tissue."
"Then ask Mom and we'll find one."
"But what if we can't find one, and I really, really have to pick my nose."
At that point, I just dropped the conversation and kept driving.
A few minutes of silence.
"Mom, what if I'm laying the in road and I can't wipe my nose on the pavement and someone ran over my legs so I can't go get a tissue and my mouth is taped shut but I can't breathe because my nose is so full of boogers. Then can I pick my nose?"
"Yes, sweetheart. Then you can pick your nose."
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
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